Saturday, August 16, 2008

ARRRRRG! NO SLEEP!

My sister had her 15th birthday party yesterday, she goes to an all girls school so of course the house was packed with high pitched teeny-bopper 14 yr olds! I'll stop complaining about that, it was kinda fun. We had a pinata - yes at a 15th birthday party, anyway all these girls were practically tickling the thing! I kept telling them to hit it! They started getting frustrated so asked Sim (Simone) if I could have a shot. I hit the bloody thing so hard it cracked open and threw lollies like a projectile over these screaming girls! It was great! Anyway so the rest of it was pass the pastel and junk food until they all left (thank the lord). Sim had 2 of her friends sleep over, they were watching three of the 'bring it on' movies and sadly enough LIP SYNCING TO THE WHOLE F@#KING THING! This all while I'm trying to sleep in the room right behind the TV. Anyway so that ended at about 1 in the morning, THEN they went to bed... AND GIGGLED AND BITCHED AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS UNTIL ABOUT 3 HOURS AGO (it's 8am). I think they might be a little scared of seeing me when they arise, the only reason they stopped was because I went in there and said "If you guys speak above a whisper for the rest of the night I'm separating the three of you. Just consider that you're the only fucking people in this house so shut up." Simone kinda just nodded with a shocked understanding and the other 2 girls just looked like they shit themselves in their sleeping bags. I will admit I got a kick out of it but they shut up for the rest of the night so all is well. Anywhoooo Matt's gonna be here in... well now so I'll catch ya on the flipside ma sista from anotha mista BOOYAKASHA!

P.S. Jacob Black is sexier than Edward Cullen AND you know it!

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